Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:24 pm
Size of Aleris
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Post subject: Re: Size of Aleris 
He's got radioactive balls. They cause severe cancer, so I really don't advise you guys get too close. I'm afraid Ameerah's already screwed.
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:13 pm
"That night, Eurynomos dreamed of animals. Animals he'd never seen before.
He dreamed of tigers fighting spiders. He dreamed an eagle screamed and struck down the sun.
His mind drew pictures of wolves hunting bears, of machines in chaotic landscapes,
of gods weeping and laughing in merriment as the animals played their primal games."
He dreamed of tigers fighting spiders. He dreamed an eagle screamed and struck down the sun.
His mind drew pictures of wolves hunting bears, of machines in chaotic landscapes,
of gods weeping and laughing in merriment as the animals played their primal games."
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Post subject: Re: Size of Aleris
Alright! That Is Enough! I Have Sat And Listened To This Now For Weeks.
'Oh, he's got a glowing arm! So obviously his cock must glow too!'
'I bet that means his JIZZ is green too!'
'His BALLS are like NIGHT LIGHTS!'
All This And I Have Stayed Silent, TRIED To Be The Better Man. But, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
There Is NO WAY His Balls Would Be Flavored COCONUT! His Privates Are NOT AN ALMOND JOY!
And While Not Radioactive, They Are Reactive. Ascending, Descending, Etc. But If They Did Glow -- I Think They Would Look More Like This.
http://aliendigest.com/wp-content/uploa ... ma-Orb.png
And If So, They Would Release This;
http://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/video ... -green.jpg
Which Would Lead To This (If Such A Thing Were Possible)
http://media.treehugger.com/assets/imag ... enbaby.jpg
So...There You Go. I Trust We Can All Be More Mature About This In The Future.
'Oh, he's got a glowing arm! So obviously his cock must glow too!'
'I bet that means his JIZZ is green too!'
'His BALLS are like NIGHT LIGHTS!'
All This And I Have Stayed Silent, TRIED To Be The Better Man. But, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
There Is NO WAY His Balls Would Be Flavored COCONUT! His Privates Are NOT AN ALMOND JOY!
And While Not Radioactive, They Are Reactive. Ascending, Descending, Etc. But If They Did Glow -- I Think They Would Look More Like This.
http://aliendigest.com/wp-content/uploa ... ma-Orb.png
And If So, They Would Release This;
http://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/video ... -green.jpg
Which Would Lead To This (If Such A Thing Were Possible)
http://media.treehugger.com/assets/imag ... enbaby.jpg
So...There You Go. I Trust We Can All Be More Mature About This In The Future.
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:37 pm
Revenge is the act of passion.
Vengeance is an act of justice.
Post subject: Re: Size of Aleris
Valorius Malku wrote:
There Is NO WAY His Balls Would Be Flavored COCONUT! His Privates Are NOT AN ALMOND JOY!
They're....NOT coconut flavored? *The devastation and loss is so great...kills herself*
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:44 am
Man's most steadfast potential is the ability to completely fuck everything up
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