SExYBeaST69 Five minutes ago outside the VillaHunted. Took down a buck. It was glorious! So….I figured out how to change into my human form. Looked at my reflection in the stream before I did. Not so bad, I think? Oh! Check out my goodies too! So pissed! My wang is fine, but my balls….damn! Shrunk! WTF!!!!! How did this happen! They’re so small! Stupid human skin. Ah well. About to go inside and surprise Ita. Maybe her father will let me borrow some clothes or something. Haven’t worn clothes in ages. Anyway, depending on Ita’s reaction…if she doesn’t freak out and run off….going to tell Ita I love her. I do. Thought about this and realize being with my Blonde Beauty makes me happy. I’m just lost without her. I know I’m not smart or uh…refined! That’s the other word I learned! I know I’m kinda gross and whatever, but I can take care of Ita better than anyone else can. Don’t care if people think we look weird together. Hopefully she can learn to love a Melvin! Wish me luck!!!!!
SExYBeaST69 One hour ago outside the VillaDecided to take a walk. Needed a moment of clari…um…I had some thinking to do. Been learning to read more too. Ita’s teaching me a new word each day. Today I learned ‘Epiphany’. Good thing too cuz I think I had one while frolicking in the woods. Been in this werewolf form now for at least a decade, I think. Reason? Hate my human form. Being a man, a human man, I think is weak. Puny. Not nearly as cool as being a wolf. I think my wolf form is dead sexy, but I guess I can’t stay this way forever. Been hiding from the real Melvin. Now, I think it’s time for a change. For Ita. I’ll do it for her. Going to hunt my last deer as Melvin the Uber Sexy Beast that I am, then….damn I hope I remember *how* to change back. Hope it doesn’t mess with my goodies. So proud of those bad boys. So I’m gonna enjoy the last few moments of hairiness then time for the human skin. Hope it doesn’t freak her out. I know she’s been so used to seeing me like this. Hope my mandingo doesn’t look all weird either. Haven’t seen it without mad amounts of hair in ages. Ugh.
SExYBeaST69 Yesterday at the VillaBubble bath time with Ita! Went great but uh…minor setback. Note to self: Just because Ita’s says it, doesn’t mean do it. Also, I think she has a phobia of corks, and maybe a secret ass fetish. Cool!! This is the girl of my dreams! Now if I could only get her to give me a handjob….sigh.
SExYBeaST69 Right after dinner - Six days ago at the Villa Man I’m a bonehead! Ita’s not going to break up with me!!! What a dope I am for thinking so. Actually, was considering flinging myself off the top of her villa, but the fall wouldn’t kill me. Possibly painful on my sack so I didn’t do it. Her family’s ok I guess. Haven’t shot me yet so that’s a good sign. I stick close to Ita anyway. Not leaving her side. They gave me weird and dirty looks at first, but hey, just jelly of this magnificent and sexy form! I totally get it!
SExYBeaST69 Late Afternoon - Six days ago at the Villa I am the mother*cking man! Home at last! Should have seen the look on Ita’s face! So happy!!!! Me….terrified her family’s going to shoot me or something. Maybe castrate me. I learned that word the other day from Ita. She’s so smart and teaches me new things every day! Anyways, she had this happy little reunion while yours truly had a cry fest outside.
SExYBeaST69Morning - Six days ago in…still out in the middle of f*cking nowhere!I think my Lil Bug is sick. Homesick. Heartsick. She wants to go home so bad! I hope I find this Villa again. All she talks about is home and it makes me sad. I think she plans on leaving me. This is a sad day for Melvin. I don’t know what I’m going to do without Ita, but I swore I would help her go home again, and damn it I will! Wait…I think we’re going North instead of South. Uh boy! Later!
SExYBeaST69A week ago…still out in the middle of f*cking nowhere!Oh shit! That was close! So I snuck away while Ita was sleeping cuz y’know, had to give Little Melvin a tug. It’s hard watching Ita without thinking about doing all sorts of dirty things to that boyish body of hers. Melvin would rock her world! Totally!! Anywhoo…so I’m out there in the forest, spanking the shit out of myself and a squirrel comes out of nowhere! I was right there…and shot my load right on it. Srsly, that little f*cker almost drowned. Thought he died at first cuz he let out a squeak and then went silent for so long. But he was all covered in my spunk so I figured lemme take a leak on him to wash him clean right? Didn’t realize there was a stream like ten feet away. Oh wells! So I piss on this rat, and guess what! He jumps up and bites me on the peen! OWWWW! Sure that shit hurt, but at least the little fellas alive! BTW, you guys know a squirrel can give you the finger?
SExYBeaST69Two weeks ago…out in the middle of nowherePoor Ita. Not sure if she’s gonna make it or not. Had to fight off assholes who thought I kidnapped her. All the cannibals are out and about. She’s scared. Real scared. Doing my best to keep her safe. Hope she knows that. Hope she knows I wouldn’t let nothing hurt her. I’d skull f*ck a homey before I let anyone touch my Ita!
SExYBeaST69Three weeks ago near the Grand CityOk so me and Ita have survived the flood and are making a sad attempt to get back to her Villa. Guess what! Same effin Villa we trashed at that party! What’re the odds??? It’s like fate decr……err…deci…hmm…fate was all up in my shit and said Melvin, Brah, you and this small breasted fairy child were meant to hook up! Srsly though, her boobies are small. Like pimples. But that’s cool cuz she looks maybe ten. But like a hawt ten! A ten you wanna tap!
SExYBeaST69Three weeks ago near the Grand CityWTF is a pedo bear? I was taking a leak right? Minding my own biz trying to drain the snake when this brown cartoon bear pops out of nowhere with these huge black round eyes callin’ himself Pedo Bear sayin’ ole Melvin here is a Pedo Perv like him?! WTMF! This guy ain’t no pedo perv! Ita’s not really a kid. Just looks like one. That’s ok, right? Riiiiiiiight??????
SExYBeaST69One month ago near the Grand CityMy balls are a’tinglin’! Ok so check it: Was totally stranded on some grassy mound right? Screaming like a biatch for help, course everyone’s all dead so poor Melvin’s all alone right? Then BAM! Outta nowhere comes this angelic little spitfire named Itarilde. She’s small ok? Like a fairy. But she’s so adorable and her wings are really pretty. Best part? Checks me out constantly!!!!! She’s diggin’ the Melvin! Woot Woot!!!! So what everything sux right now? Got me a Lil Bug. I think this is the real deal ladies. Melvin might officially be off the radar. Cry bitches! LOL
SExYBeaST69Two months ago near the Grand CityHoly shitballs! Hell has come to Aleris! Big ass waves. Dead peeps everywhere! All sorts of f*cked up shit going down! Bright side? Still sexy as hell and haven’t seen Elijah in ages. F*CK that F*CKER! SIKOPATH! Next time I see that asstard, Imma be like, not so tough now that I’m teabaggin’ the shit outer yer face! Come at me bro!
SExYBeaST 69 Six months ago near Jade City*Dude! WTF! All my bros have totally gone MIA on me! Haven’t seen ‘em since this totally killer party at this Villa. Party rockin’! It was all drinking, whizzin’, throwing deer and shit couple of weeks back. Until some shorty opened her mouth and f*cked it up 4 everyone! Douche. Hope she’s dead
SExYBeaST69 went from single to in a relationship Eight months ago near Jade City Hoooked up with some bitch!!! Banged her till she went blind! I think it's love, man!
BWACarla Eight months ago near Jade City GTFO Melvin! I let you rub my boobs and you jizzed on my tail, asshole! Do NOT go around telling people we hooked up or I’ll rip your f**king balls off!
SExYBeaST69 went from in a relationship to single Eight months ago near Jade City Bitch broke my heart.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:59 am
Your reward is 350 experience and 150 gold. I have added the rewards to your character sheet and you leveled up as a result.