Couldn't help that she was small-breasted, she aged slowly. Kyrian aged faster than she did and she wondered how much longer it was going to take her to grow! That -punk-, he hadn't even come to check on her and when she saw him again, she was going to whoop him!
That was for another time though.
When she slumbered, she felt quite safe with Melvin, despite the fact he was -far- from being the perfect gentleman. Boogers, belcing, farting, snorting, drooling, scratching himself, picking his nose and hocking loogies, or snorting them back up into his nose, it was enough to drive her -insane-!
Gods..she wanted to toss him into a big vat of PERFUME! And then a huge pile of flea powder afterwards. She was going to have to teach him about bathing. It was coming, soon, oh how it was coming, he was -so- getting a bath! He was gonna be scrubbed, pampered, and primped out when she was through with him.
Melvin, Evil Were Beasty was getting an Extreme Makeover, Ita Style!!
He might not love her so much when she was through, but he'd be flea, tick, and louse free. Oh yes, she was getting rid of those pesky parasites. She was -tired- of itching!
The louse in her hair he crushed, she -freaked- out, girlishly of course. Quite a few -'Ewww's-! and even a few moments of clawing at her tangled mess of hair had her panicked. "Get them out, Meeellllvvviiinn! I don't want bugs on me or in my hair! Least not louses! Or Fleas!" Eventually she would calm, but she tried to hide her precious hair under that bandana she wore.
She couldn't wait much longer for a bath. Poor girl, she was caked in dirt and looking like she had taken a dirt-bath. Clinging to his head, since she was on his shoulders again, she whimpered. "I want a -bath-, so bad. I want a giant tub, countless bubbles, and a great big jug of soap!" she murmured into that pointy ear of his.
She usually wasn't a whiner or complainer, but going for nearly two to three weeks without a bath would put any girl out of sorts. When she wasn't sleeping, she was keeping watch for land or doing anything she could think of to remain un-bored.
Sometimes she hummed, other times she sang, a couple times she danced in the air 'til she was tired. Even her wings were filthy, but she could still fly!
She was -so- not slapping his 'globes' or tickling them, but she was glad he liked his war-skirt. Sure, she looked at him like he had booger-loogies dangling from his nose or like he had a nipple on his forehead, but it was because she was simply astounded by him sometimes. No, he wasn't overly bright about most things, but being a doofus made him adoreable. No wait...
IT MADE HIM -CUUUTTEEEE!-
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As for his ideas of sex appeal, she was ignorantly blissful. She had -no- clue about any of that stuff. She was innocent! He did protect her and for that, she was proud of him, and grateful. She didn't quite mess herself from fear, but she did fear the lightning, and rightly so. If it struck either of them, it would hurt badly or do far worse. And she wanted to live a really long time!
As for his bowel problems, she couldn't do much about that. There was no pink anti-diarreal medicine in her bag of treasures!
"Stud of studs...? Isn't a stud a horse?" Least that's what her Papa and her brother Josh called the male horses when mating season came along. -Spring-. Oh no...mating season had been skipped! Her poor ears...all the filth they were hearing. Her mind...it'd need scrubbing like the rest of her!
He did a wonderful job of protecting her from the Dragons, but she didn't fear them, for she was more curious, but she did understand the dangers they posed, so curbed her curiousity as best she could. Still, she peeked out to watch them, fascinated there were -sea- dragons here. At home, she'd have to try and draw them, see if anyone knew about them. For now, she hunkered behind or beside Melvin until it was safe for them to leave the sanctuary of the tall buildings after the Dragons vanished.
When his massive paw covered her face to shield her eyes, she struggled when she couldn't breath. She had to poke him in the ribs lest she pass out. His hand still smelt like pee and ass, from him scratching himself. She -almost- passed out from that alone. It was a stench which clung with her for a while.
He eventually covered just her eyes and she did the only thing she could; sit on his lap and wait for the horrors to be gone. When she could finally sleep, she fell asleep against him, snoozing through the night, curled up against his flea-ridden, matted belly, nestled in the crook of his arm. It made an awesome pillow, though she had to fight mosquitos and flies by swatting at them throughout the night.
Off and on she slept, til at last she drifted into a deep slumber.
Eventually she awakened enough to just watch him when she felt him moving about. When he nearly peed on her, she darted out of the way, on tired wings. "Hey...I don't need that kind of shower! And..you said a baaad word!" she exclaimed and then swatted him on the shoulder. Whenever she had to -go-, she darted off behind something. It made her long for a bath even more. Still, she did what she could to stay clean.
On and on.....forever and a day they sailed. Or so it seemed like eternity to her. With the next rising of the sun, she still slept. And she snoozed til about nine in the morning, when the sun woke her. Heat exhaustion made her feel really sleepy and tired, and very thirsty. She drunk what she thought was two gallons of thier water, but it was really about two cups worth before she drifted back into a half-dreamy lull. Her wings fluttered to help create a bit of a breeze, but even that was tiring her out.
Melvin blowing on her did make her retch and she did puke, which made her tummy feel all the worse. The rocking of the canoe and the hot sun was taking thier toll on the jovial girl. He was fanning her and she glanced up at him gratefully, smiling softly, though her stomach lurched and heaved. Eventually she fell asleep again, curled up almost in a ball.
The louses in her hair, would soon be destroyed. He got the one, but any others would be destroyed very soon. She didn't want tiny invaders in her precious locks.
His 'tugging' problem, she could do nothing about that, but would be very happy he was thoughtful enough to not do that around her if she ever learned of it.
Breathing in the heat was like trying to breath near a forge and even soaking herself in water only cooled her for so long. Wasting thier remaining drinking water wouldn't be good for either of them. Even though they were rationing it, she was still feeling quite dehydrated. She even looked a little less sparkly from being so dirty.
Gave a cheer when she spotted the land and pointed at it. "LAND HO! Go for it!" Twenty yards soon gave way to fifteen, the water becoming more shallow as they neared the shore. The water seemed clear too, but she wasn't about to take any chances just yet. Ten yards and she was about ready to fly ashore, but she didn't feel quite strong enough to trust herself to make even that short distance.
And then Melvin started jumping up and down cheering, which encouraged her too and that upended the boat and Melvin with it. She shrieked out of surprise thinking he would sink and she'd have to try and save him and wondered if she would be strong enough too. With him flailing around, it was rather comical, but a little scary too. "Melvin! Melvin! Stop thrashing, it's only a couple feet deep! Pull me to shore! I want to sit in the shade, its -hot-." Though he was cooled off thanks to his premature dunking her she was a bit wet thanks to his splashing.
Head tilted when he starting modeling and posing, and that caused her to laugh hysterically. "Silly wolf, let's get ashore. You can strut all you want on land." she promised. With that, he pulled the canoe to the shoreline and she wasted no time in staring at it for a long moment. They had reached land again and she was ever so glad. And then she struggled to get out of the canoe and onto the bank, where she promptly fell to her knees.
She didn't care that it might be somewhat muddy, she didn't have her land-legs back yet. Propping herself up on one hand, she stared at the water and then began splashing some of it in her face, cupping it in her hands and bringing it to her face, washing some of the grime off. She then washed her arms and decided to just dunk herself in the clean, fresh water.
Moving out a few feet, until the water was hip-deep on her, she sunk her bare feet into the silt, sediment, and mud and then submerged herself until every inch of her was soaking wet. Popping back up with a giggle, she flung her grimy tresses behind her and wrung them out as best she could. Swiping up her bandana, she untied it, washed it out, and then twirled it to wring it out and tied her hair back again.
It was far from a proper bath, but it helped to cool her off. She then moved to the bank and up past the waterline, where she promptly sat on her butt upon a flat rock she had spotted. She then laid back to let the sun dry her wings. This would give them a chance to form thier next plans of action. With the canoe on the shore, thier goods would remain dry, so long as it didn't rain again.
"We should find a place to camp for the night, so that and finding some food is our first priorties. Maybe we can find a place near a stream. I think there is one close by, I bet you could use that nose of yours to find it." she said, looking his way. If he were sitting close enough, she'd tap his nose. "What do you say we put your nose to work?"
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:51 pm