There were times when Melvin thought his life might be better, or rather easier, had he stuck with Elijah and his werewolf brothers. When these rare moments of musings travelled through his brain, Melvin would peer at his brave and beautiful Ita, his Lil Bug, and thank whatever gods that bothered to listen to his prayers that he had encountered her.
Ita was his everything. She made life bearable. She tolerated his insufferable crudeness, his fleas and ticks, the rude noises that would erupt from one end or another, and secretly Melvin knew that despite her protests regarding his impressive Mandingo, Ita would sneak glances from time to time at the hanging globes that contained many, many future Melvins…and uh, Melvinitas?
So when they came across the filthy Aliscowri who threatened his beloved small breasted beauty, Melvin, who was normally mild tempered and easy going, went into a blind rage, frothing from his fangs, his mighty clawed hands tearing, breaking and pummeling anything and anyone who would dare harm one shining pale curl on his newfound love’s wee head. Melvin’s gifts sadly were not in the intelligence or common sense department, but what he lacked in brain power, he more than made up for in brute strength. His dark eyes would flash in his fury, and without a thought for his own safety, Melvin would roar his battle cry of
“MELVIN SMASH!” before beating the savage cannibals to a bloody death, leaving them little more than a pulpy smear to blend into the earth.
When they managed to travel to the relative safety of nearby farm lands, more death awaited them. Though disgusted with the sight of the unnecessary deaths, the corpse trail did not affect Melvin as it did Ita, who would sob and bury her head against his matted fur. Those moments broke Melvin’s heart, to see his Lil Bug cry. The dim-witted werewolf did his best to comfort her, even offering to bury the bodies of the men, women and (eep!) children. His fairy beauty was so brave as she wrapped the tiny bodies in whatever blankets and rags she could find, her face was of an angel despite the tears and snot that she would wipe from that dainty nose of hers on the back on her hand. Even at her worst, all puffy and red-eyed and dejected, Melvin thought she was the most glorious creature he had even had the fortune to lay eyes upon.
They sought shelter in the now empty farm homes, tending to each others' wounds; to his surprise he found he had plenty. His little beauty had her own share of battle injuries, mostly minor from what he had seen, but her ankle was swollen and tender and would pain her to walk on. Melvin was all too happy to scoop Ita up and set her upon his shoulder, or simply have her curl up in one of his arms as they traveled. She weighed nearly nothing, so it wasn’t a hardship, never complaining save for the moments he had to squat and do his wolfy business. At that point, Ita would gag and scrambled from his downright sexy beast form to throw up rather unladylike. Hell, she didn’t even bother to hide her projectile vomit-fests any longer, simply letting whatever undigested food fly from those rosebud lips of hers as he grunted and wished he had a newspaper to read.
He was so proud of her!
The werewolf never missed an opportunity to make up for his sewer-like stench and foulness by parading around, strutting like the sexy bitch that he was. His various poses, flexing and prancing would leave Ita giggling, not to mention the awesome bouncing balls trick he would treat Ita to from time to time. The rare moments he’d let his sack swing in a circular motion would set Ita off into fits of uproarious laughter, and though he’d wince and limp later on, cradling his precious behemoth jewels later, to see her eyes light up with joy, the beaming smile she would wear for hours later, was all worth it.
Nights were especially pleasant when his bug curled up beside him, braiding and twirling his fur between her small fingers as he petted her hair, listening to her tell her tales of the family he knew she longed for. Melvin wasn’t a complete idiot, not really. He knew how odd, and rather perverted and probably illegal in certain areas of the land, for an adult werewolf to be traveling with a child sized fairy girl. Melvin would often allow his thoughts to travel back to when he was human once (and if memory served him correctly, he had spent close to thirty summers as a man) before the attack that would lead him to the magnificent hairy hotness that he was today. How long ago had it been since the attack? Werewolves didn’t age like regular humans, so after about an hour of counting on his clawed fingers and toes, had surmised that fateful (or most awesome, depending on how one looked at it) day came about two decades ago. In nearly twenty years, Melvin the werewolf had refused to change into his human form. Sadly, he couldn’t even recall if it was possible for him to do so anymore. Ita had questioned him once or twice, and embarrassed and shameful of the matter, Melvin hadn’t responded, merely struck another one of his dead sexy poses and soon the conversation was dropped.
One day Melvin knew that he would have to shed his bestial beauty for the frail man form he despised. In his humble opinion, his werewolf form was far more mighty and powerful, far more appealing than human weakness…and lameness. As the wolf, he was faster, stronger and way cooler than the scrawny pathetic Melvin he had been. Melvin. What a stupid name it was. His mother named him after her father, whom from what he could recall of the fat drunken loser, was a total zero anyway. Only fitting for mommy to name her only son, her only child, after someone who often came home reeking of urine, feces and his own alcohol induced vomit. Right on, Mom!
“Do you think it’s over? Do you think we can finally go home?”
Ita had questioned as they traveled once more to what he hoped was the location of the villa he and his brothers had previously ransacked. Melvin had grinned his toothy grin and assured her that nothing would stop him from taking her back home. He was apprehensive about introducing himself to his potential in-laws, yet excited at the same time. Surely they wouldn’t find him weird or gross. Surely they wouldn’t reject him, hopefully appreciate how truly fabulous Melvin really was.
“Will you have a home to go back to? Or will you have to find a new one?”
Had Melvin been sporting a four inch hard on, it would have deflated in that moment. His heart sunk into his distended stomach as Melvin had hoped that his place would be with Ita. He had assumed, stupidly, that her family would accept him, beg him to live with them so that Ita would never leave his side again. What a foolish Melvin he had been, but he was a brave Melvin. He would not whine or cry or beg. He would face his rejection bravely, his hairy head held high as he brought his beloved Bug back to her people, leaving with his tail tucked between his legs.
“I promise you, Ita, I will see you safely home. I’ll protect you and keep you safe,” Melvin vowed as he shifted Ita on his shoulder, and he would. He would occasionally sniff and wipe gobs of snot with his paw, offering his sad excuse of allergies to cover up his sadness. Ita then muttered her revulsion regarding the stench that seemed to surround them, and Melvin began profusely apologizing about his odor, until he realized she was referring to the dead. “Oh,” he smiled sheepishly as he began fanning the air near her sweet heart-shaped face, hoping to make breathing easier for her. She was so unbearably sweet and lovely, but growing thinner from her lack of appetite. Melvin gently placed her in the crook of his arm so that she could lay her head upon his hairy, but oh so mighty, chest.
“Don’t worry Ita, my angel. I know it smells like old cheese and a bad case of the runs, but it will soon get better. In fact, I think I…” Melvin stopped walking, his keen eyes fastened upon something that caught his interest in the distance. Was it? Could it be? It was! It was the villa! Melvin was almost positive it was the same villa that he had thrown the deer carcass at, hoping to hit that little girl with the shrill voice. He was about to inform Ita of what he found when she spoke up, her soft voice filled with weariness, yet somehow she managed to smile.
“My wolf…have I told you how proud I am of you?”
Melvin’s heart, and his balls, swelled and he puffed himself up with great pride.
Her wolf. That’s right haters, jealous bitches of the world…
he was her wolf! Melvin forgot his sadness at the thought of leaving Ita, instead focusing on the bright side. Ita adored him! How could she not? He was fanfuckingtastic! He was the King of awesomeness! He was the Duke of uh…testicular greatness! Melvin planted a wet and rather slobbery kiss on Ita’s nappy curls, leaving loads of drool in her hair.
“Ita, my fairy princess! Look!” He pointed off in the distance. “I think that’s the villa that harpy woman lives at with your girlish uncle! It’s home, Ita! HOME!” Melvin began jumping up and down with excitement, his heavy ball sack swinging to and fro with his movements.
Ita was proud of him. She loved him, he knew it! He was taking her home, just as he promised. As Melvin began picking up the pace, he considered actually changing to his sad-ass human form just for her. Maybe, just maybe, if he did that he’d get some sexy-time from his juicy little fairy o’ love!
FISTPUMP!
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:50 pm