As soon as he'd arrived at the party he knew it had been a mistake. The mother (Jan) had answered the door and smiled warmly to him, "Dravvin you made it!" then gave him a quick hug. "Please, come on in. I'm so glad you could be here. You know little Bobby (the birthday boy) so looks up to you." she took the wrapped box i had in my hands, an outfit with a yellow sponge on it, that apparently kids liked now a days, and placed it with the other gifts. "And you're just in time, the magician is getting ready to start his show!"
Oh joy. They'd hired a magician. There would be "actual magic" at this party! Now if only there was a... Before he could even think it a man dressed in a clown costume came around the corner, "Where's the bathroom? I gotta wiz like a race horse." He said in a very un-clown-like voice. Jan pointed him down the hallway and turned looking at me, her cheeks a darker shape of red.
He shrugged, "Man had to go. Can't hold that against him." Making his way to the back yard, he came up short when he saw what appeared to be a swarm of kids gathering around a man in a tophat and cloak, as if they were about to eat him alive. "Oh god. There's so many of them...." Jan came up behind him and put her hand on his shoulder.
"It's ok, they only bite when they're hungry and I've fed them before you got here." she laughed and he couldn't tell if she was joking or serious. Then she pushed him towards the door, her hand slipped from his shoulder, down his back to his butt, where he would have sworn she squeezed before opening the door and pushing him on out. Had he just been felt up by the mother of the kid who's party he was at?
Dravvin stayed off to the side, hoping not to be seen just yet and made his way other to the drinks. Hopefully there would be beer or something there to make this a bit less painful, however he wasn't in luck, just sodas and punch. Of course. So, he did what any red-blooded man would do in this situation, he reached into his jacket pocket and took out the flask he'd had there and drank...deeply.
Having 'wet the whistle', Dravvin looked around for Robert (the father) he always seemed a nice enough guy. He should really talk to the man and at least say hello. Wandering around looking at the adult's faces he tried spotting Bobbie senior, but didn't see him anywhere. Then he heard some noises from the storage shed beside him. Maybe there was a surprise in there that Bobbie jr's dad was working on. He opened the door quietly and was pleased to see he was right about the surprise. Bobbie Sr, was making out with a man he'd never seen before, wearing a set of black lacy lingerie with the complete garter belt and knee high stockings...SURPRISE!
"That must have been uncomfortable wearing under a tee shirt and pants." he said without thinking, then added, "Sorry, I didn't realize there was something going on in here." he said and closed the door as quickly as he could. Maybe the grope in the house wasn't part of his imagination after all. Well, this just turned into a rather interesting party.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:21 pm
