Hello Gossip Mongers and welcome to another edition of Rumor Has It! There’s not much going on in the realm of Aleris these days but as usual yours truly has managed to scare up a juicy tid bit here and there, naturally! Enough of that, on with the dirt!

Rumor has it that someone has finally applied for the bouncer position at the Siren’s Corner, and such a prestigious applicant too! Who you may ask? Why Verial Akilara, the one time ruler of the now defunct Outer Gate of Oneiro, that’s who. For those of you who have never encountered this particular man he probably has the biggest stick up the butt that I have ever seen! Talk about sexually repressed! I haven’t met him personally but you can just tell by looking at him that he needs a good piece of ass! Maybe this is his solution to that? Why else would he go work at a whore house? Maybe he’s hoping for an employee discount! Finally he’ll get laid because let’s face it, if you can’t get laid in a whore house, you may need to rethink your sexual orientation.

Rumor also has it that the youngest son of the now, thankfully, dead Morlis Desiderio, Ilario Cassiel, has his own secrets to hide. Though missing in action since the death of the biggest man whore alive certain rumors have begun to circulate about just where Ilario has been. Rather than seeking out his family in this time of grief rumor has it that Ilario has been visiting places in various realms that cater to a certain type of fetish…the type of fetish that involves not tits and ass but tits and cock. That’s right boys and girls; rumor has it Ilario likes chicks with dicks. Nothing like taking a load in the mouth from someone with double D’s, is there?

Of course Ilario isn’t the only Desiderio making news. Rumor has it the sister of the now dead lothario, Medora, has fled Aleris and sought out refuge with their third sibling, Cahira. Maybe she is looking for a little physical comfort since it was widely known that Morlis had made his little sister one of his personal whores as well. Rumor also has it that Morlis was the only cock Medora had ever had, poor thing, but it’s not overly surprising. She was an amazon and rumor has it most of them are carpet munchers anyway. Maybe she and Cahira have a little somethin’ somethin’ goin’ on though she might be disappointed when she gets there.

Rumor has it that not only was Morlis a big ole perv who preyed upon the women in his family so is his son, Antonio. If my sources are correct, and really who cares if they are, Antonio has made his Aunt Cahira his own little sex toy using a bit of tricky magic. I have no idea if Cahira is willing or not but she hasn’t run yet! Medora should watch out; Antonio might decide he needs two live in whores and slap her with a magical whammy too but then, would she notice? Maybe that’s what she wants since rumor has it the first thing she did was run to Cahira. Looking for a little Morlis substitute maybe?

What is it with the Desiderio men? Are they so completely incapable of finding women without abducting the ones in their family? And why are the women putting up with it? I have three words for the women of the Desiderio family; Therapy, get some.

That’s all I have for now gossip mongers! Until next time….

That’s the Rumor. :cry: