Rumor Has It…
That there is quite a bit of activity going on over at Villa Desiderio these days but it isn’t from everyone’s favorite Man-Whore, Morlis. Nope, it’s another daughter!! No no no, not the freaky kidnapper Madalina who enjoys tying up her fathers lovers. We’re talking about Lord Slut’s second daughter, Sadia!
Ms. Desiderio was seen quite recently a local tavern, The Drunken Hussy, doing just what the name of the bar implies! She was seen causing a drunken scene while apparently trying to get free beer until her brother, the one and only Grand Duke Antonio, showed up to smooth things over. If that wasn’t bad enough she was back at the same bar the very next night, this time with a partner in crime, her sister, though reports tell me this sister is not the daughter of Lord Desiderio and is in fact her brother, Antonio’s women!
It leaves me to wonder if this family has a Tree or an Orchard! Maybe just a branch?
Anyway, Sadia and said sister proceeded to become staggering drunk and then alternated between drunken singing, dancing, and melancholy sobbing as they each drank three times their weight in alcohol. If that wasn’t enough it gets better!
It seemed as if the Grand Duke would be able to herd his family out of the tavern until the appearance of one Revon, former bartender at the Drunken’ Hussy, who appeared just in time for Ms. Desiderio to jump on him and practically dry hump him right there in the Drunken Hussy until the Grand Duke was able to persuade the cat-man to take her home. Rumor has it that once they reached the Villa they spent the night engaging in wild monkey sex in Morlis’ own room! It seems this acorn didn’t fall too far from the tree!
Until next time…
That’s the rumor!
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 pm