Post originally by Character_Eden Angelle




That finally there is something for me to write about! I can not begin to tell all of you how bored I have been over the last few weeks waiting for something interesting to happen! And if I was bored I can’t even begin to fathom how bored you all must have been. But, we are in luck! Things have begun to pick up around Aleris which means more juicy gossip for us! I mean news…Yes, more News for us!

For starters, rumor has it that things amongst the always tumultuous Redmont camp have become even more chaotic. Our Oh So Noble Maxim Redmont, Slayer Extraordinaire, has become, or rather, returned to being one of the blood suckers he is supposed to be killing. How did this happen you may ask? Well the rumors circulating the city are that his most trusted sister, Ashlynn, used her mojo without his permission to make him human, or rather, to suppress the vampire to make him appear human. Either way the shit has worn off and he is once again Big Bad Vamp Boy and dear old sister Ashlynn is on the run cause rumor has it he wants her ass, and not in the good way.

Can you blame him though? Really? Usually I am the first to decry the actions of our favorite megalomaniac but in this instance I have to say, rage on brother. If someone mojo’d me like that I’d be madder then a hornet too. The only problem with this sudden emergence of his vampy self is the casualties. Rumors has it that he destroyed all of his human followers and has executed many of his own cousins. Why, only he could tell you, and if you want to get close enough to ask, good luck to you.

Rumor has it that his engagement to the succubus, Jass Strata, is still on as well though rumors indicate she only just escaped the clutches of Alastair Bluefield but her troubles aren’t over yet. Not by a long shot. Rumor has it that an unknown assassin has been sent after her but what is more surprising is just who has sent this assassin. You guessed it boys and girls, that would be none other then her betrothed husband Maxim Redmont himself. Doesn’t exactly scream hearts and flowers but considering who we’re talking about I would suggest none of us become overly surprised. This isn’t the first time I have suggested to Ms. Strata that she seek her romantic life elsewhere but I will give it one final try. It’s called therapy sweet heart, try some.

Naturally Maxim is still rumored to be gunning for his ex wife, Daphne Redmont, but that was to be expected since she is the bane of his existence if the rumors are to be believed. Maybe the former Mrs. Redmont should just give it up and get the heck out of dodge? Would it really be so bad to let your ex husband have it all? Hm? Disappear so he stops trying to kill your ass? Just a thought.

Moving on to our next favorite drama filled family, rumor has it that not all has been wine and roses at the Desiderio family seat either. Rumors has it that everyone’s favorite man whore got quite the unpleasant surprise lately when a long lost daughter showed up on his door step. How many children does this man have exactly? Does he even know? The rumors state the family is claiming that the daughter in question, who’s name I have learned is Sabina, is the product of his defunct union with his ex wife, Nimue Le Fey, and that neither of them knew the girl even existed! Likely excuse.

It gets better though! Rumor also has it that they are blaming the girls supposed abduction on yet another ex wife, the mother of his two oldest children, Antonio and Madalina! Did I mention that Nimue was the mother of Antonio’s live in lover, Kisa? Morlis, seriously, learn to pick your women better. Is this a trait of all incubus and succubus? Picking lousy partners? All the makings of a bad soap opera, really, though what do you expect from a bunch of lust demons? Monogamy? Hah!

Rumors have also reached me from one of the more underground establishments that use doctored technology from the Outer Gates dimensions that a couple of buxom women were seen canoodling on the dance floor recently. The pair were seen getting quite friendly with one another to the delight of the surrounding men. Now, the fact that two women were engaged in some pretty heavy foreplay is not the juicy part. It's the fact that the rumors state they are sisters! Did I mention they were also of the succubus persuasion? It's an epidemic, I swear.

And now for something a little different. I am looking for someone, a man, and no not like that you perverts. He’s gone missing, sort of, and there are certain individuals who would like to know about his whereabouts. So with that in mind….London? Come out come out where ever you are! Someone very important is looking for you so do be a dear and contact me at the Chronicle Offices.

There, that should keep you all in gossip…I mean news…for the next week! Hopefully this isn’t a fluke and the activity will only continue to perk up! Either way….

That’s the rumor.